meringue harido: j'adore votre perruque

One of the only Texas-twang French bands to get airplay, this band from Del Mar is still good at getting lucky:

1) put some lipstick on and on and on,
2) I ain't been to Paris never, not even Paris, Texas,
3) when my ex says, "Watcha doing honey?", I,
4) votre chien,
5) test drive, Mister?
6) votre perruque,
7) poodle,
8) if Thelma and Louise were driving Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang,
9) beer for ladies,
10) dalmation salvation,
11) lady's night,
12) spent.