Asymmetrical Response Team

Before anyone hears the music of Asymmetrical Response Team, if they hear the name before the music, that is, questions abound.

In order to alleviate the situation, Asymmetrical Response Team has issued the following statement.

Six Things about Asymmetrical Response Team

1) We were not formerly known as The Glockenspiel Players. We do, however, incorporate glockenspiel into our performances.

2) We do not brandish .38s. All band members are fully licensed to carry concealed weapons, and our weapons of choice are Glocks.

3) Our name would not be better as Asymmetric Response Team.

4) Bats are mammals.

5) We cannot talk about our military experience.

6) Yes, our band members have their own Twitter accounts.

The buzz: "It's about the response, not the team" is a chant, not a philosophy. We try not to sacrifice our band memebers during performances.